Penis Envy.....

Is this thing serious I mean I know that this is a whale and I am a human but good God even if I were think about this in terms of just ratio to body size I would be put to shame, I mean this would be a two foot penis on me. I am no Ron Jeremy (and for those who dont know this name just google him and you will understand) but good gracious, I am truley jealous of this beast. However with all of this said, I have to admit that after this picture there are a few things about my body that I feel uncomfortable with. I mean dear God this is just killing me. I wish whales could talk because if they could, me and the Pink Mammoth would sit down and discuss how wonderful of an influence he is. It almost makes me want to change faiths to being a Buddist so that I could be reincarnated and hope to anything above that I would be this guy with a pink giant of my own. Anyway sorry for this blog but try to bear with me.