How advanced can we really be?

i have news for all you technical marvels out there who feel that the world is a technically advanced work of genius. I know the stories on how we have developed more technology in the past 20 years then we did the 2000 years leading up to it, but i dont buy it. I mean how advanced can we be if we are still useing toilet paper. i know that this fluffy piece of joy is a major protector for our hands from the back-ends dismissal of un-wanted waste, but seriously how bad does it get. this damn thing can be no more the 1/2 mm and still we use it with total comfort that we are protected from the brown destruction. i dont know about all you out there, and when i say all of you i mean the 2 people who might possible read this entry, but im fed up with giving my hard earned money to our government so they can find new ways to destroy the middle east (which im a strong supporter of, i mean the less land left over there when we are done, the better), but damnit cant some of my money come back to me. I appreciate your (Uncle Sam) measly 2% return i get each year at tax return time, but s**t, if giving that money back to you is what it takes, to get me some more seperation from the dungeon of doom and my hand, then im all for it.

Once you get to know me you will find that there are two things that im not. those two things are, sanitary and a French supporter, but i got to tell you, both of these go to the waste when it comes to me cleaning my cavern. Why did i bring the french in to this you might ask, well let me tell you. First let me start by saying that this by no means, means that i like or will ever like anything to do with the french outside of the eifel tower, but that is another time. the reason i bring the french in to this is because i think they got something going with that whole bidet thing. WOW what a marvel! you chop your wood on one porcelan tower and then move to the other to clean your cave. this cant be any more refreshing, and for those who havent tried it dont you dare try to knock it. well thats all i have for now but i think you get where im going...so heres a quick summary, we are not as advanced as you think, the middle east sucks, i hate the french, but wow what a dynamite idea they had with the bidet.

rack me im out

-scott