What ????
Last week at the office i was unfortunately forced into an arguement that could do nothing short of decreasing my intelligence. I was discussing a house that my fiance and i are about to purchase and that we would probably have a boat since we are so close to the water. As soon as that sentence came out of my mouth a female co-worker began to run the mouse on the wheel in her head to respond. She first asked where i would keep this boat, thinking nothing of this, and with little thought as to where my response was about to take me i said that i would most likely keep it in my garage. Once again the mouse began to run, this time fast enough to give Carl Lewis a run for his money, when the mouse tired she uttered the most ridiculous response possible. "A boat cant fit in a garage." What ???? what could she have possibly meant by that. i mean really does she actually think that she is speaking anyting with even a bit of intelligence. I politely responded by telling her that i have actually seen a boat in a garage and that she must be thinking of something else. Maybe a yacht, maybe a cruise ship for that matter. However she reassured me that she has lived on the lake before and boats dont fit in garages. WOW... at this point i dont know if i am supposed to be mad or feel bad for her and help enlighten her on a world, much more vast then the one revolving around her perfect little world. i guess my brain said that she was to far from help for me to feel bad for her so i responded honestly and well lets be honest a bit sarcasticly. I asked if maybe in a weird way that there might have
been a boat that was constructed in the past 20 years that might not be as big as a possible garage constructed in the same time frame thus allowing it to fit ( case in point -------------> ). At this point she became angry towards me, at first i was happy because i figured she saw the errors of her way and was mad that i called her out on it, however to my surprise she was angry because i was still WRONG in her eyes. I no longer felt it was worth my time to discuss the matter because i could actually feel myself becoming more and more ignorant by the second. i finished the conversation by telling her that maybe she was right and i would consider putting it in my backyard. she responded with, how big is your back yard! wow, i walked away and prayed, god bless blondes.

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there are no boats that fit in garages scott, everyone knows that...
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