Politically Correct....Are we sure about this statement?

This might be a bit far stretched but bare with me for just a minute. I am a young man and I'm in my first position, in the "real world." And so far the most important thing that has been taught to me, or so think the training and PR staff,is to be politically correct when talking to customers and most importantly a woman. With all the lawsuits out there I'm sure you can assume why there is such an emphasis on this topic. However, when you think about it, you might start to second guess this whole phrase. Politically Correct......First of all let me start by saying that, those two words are as made for each other as, lawyers and truth, Barry Bonds and steroid-free, or may I go a little further back and say Nixon and controversy free. I mean politically correct is a complete oxymoron. What political figure am I supposed to set my example after, or maybe a little more broad, what politically party am I supposed to set my example after. Lets see....Well I am as republican as they come and in any other situation think that could rap this whole argument and say, as biased and ignorant as this is, that all right in government, comes from the republican party. So when someone says to be politically correct, I should just stop what I'm doing and emulate the republican party. However, there was a hiccup in the system, oh 2 years ago, when the not so talented actor, and dare I say, although a stretch, a less qualified politician, Arnold "I'll be back" Schwarzenegger was elected in to office. And although he rants and raves on what a strong republican he is, if you just listen to what he says he is as left winged as a republican has ever been, but again that is another argument for another day. However, with his election into office it nullifies my, now obviously close minded belief, that republicans are without fault (again stretching and allowing this left winger the republican title).

Now lets move to the other of the spectrum the overly increasing evil democrats. I mean where in the bloody hell ( yes that was a little English thrown in there for you to see if you are paying attention) do I begin with this party. I mean the most respected of them all in recent polls was Bill Clinton for Christ sake. I mean how political correct has this guy ever been. Lets forget for the next little while the old "Monny Lou" exists, and that the inbreeded, Razorback Bill, didn't take "old one eye to the optomitrist." Lets forget all of that for just a little while. But for now lets just concentrate on thing and one thing only. This man who you unbelievably close minded dem-dems (democrats) feel is the best representation of your party over the last half a century (based off of CNN polls in mid July 2005), lied on the grand jury. Allow me to repeat....THIS MAN LIED TO A GRAND JURY. I mean about this guy can we trust, believe, stand by, accept or hold true if in the one place that we are so desperately supposed to be honest, he was all but. This is enough reason in itself to hate the democratic party, but if that's not enough I just throw one more name in there, Tom Delay(and although technicaly the rep. house majority leader, we true reublicans dont like to claim him, thus passed on to the democrats), yet another argument for another time.

so with this I ask you what is politically correct, I mean its not political, and even if it was there is nothing about politics that is correct, so how i am supposed to make sure that i am so with no basis for and example. I mean should i take our receptionist in the back and give myself a little "yeah-hoo" all for the greater good of my company, or instead inject a seringe in my ass and hope that i can verbally defy logic with any and/or all things that come from my mouth. Shit, this is too much for me I'm out.

-scott