So I'm not the only one....

I am in the process of reading a new book. For those who know me I'm sure that the first thing you are thinking is that I'm full of shit, both you and I know that I don't read, but really this is the truth I really am reading. Any way, I reading this new book entitled "100 People Screwing Up America; and Al Franken is #37." This book is an absolute genius. The author, Bernard Goldberg, a raving right wing conservative, is as right on as anyone could be about our nation and the people within it. His entire book is about America Bashers and why they are doing nothing but make this a worst place to live. He talks about anyone from feminist to tree-huggers, from politicians who think they are celebrities to (and might I say by far worse) celebrities that think they are politicians. One of the first people he hits on as one of the 100 people screwing up America is Laurie David. That's right all you Seinfeld fans, that would be Larry Davids wife. He talks about this lady and how she is a super environmental Nazi, so far gone that she actually pulls people over driving SUV's to yell at them for the damage they are doing to the ozone layer. That that is a bit much as we might expect but you haven't heard the best part yet. She travels from LA to NY once a week to talk about saving the environment, and she does so flying in a private jet. So the wonderfully Mr. Goldberg did the calculations and for each trip from LA to NY a private jet like the one her and her husband own, burns more fuel in one trip then a Hummer does in one year driving 15,000 miles. Wait a minute, that cant be correct. There is no way that this high powered guest speaker and environmental Nazi could possibly be gallivanting around the nation trying to teach people to save the planet when she is riding in the single most un-fuel efficient mode of transportation known to the human race. There is no way that someone could be this ignorant. I mean I know that Hollywood is stacked with some pretty dumb, close minded, egotistical people, but this is way past the line. And the worst part about it is, is that when asked and confronted about this her response was, "Well some times you just have to decide how far you will go to help, I mean I cant do it all." What the fuck does that mean, that's not an answer!! There is no way the reporter let her off that easy, its impossible. Christ!!!! There should be an island for all these people to go to and just hang out together so that they could do no more harm, and I don't mean Staten Island, that's already too populated.
Another top brain of our nation that is so sadly made an example of is the wonderfully, non racial minded, free-spirited,Sheila Jackson Lee. This is a women who fell so far from tree that its not even funny. (By the way what I am about to tell you is completely true, in fact I couldn't make something this good up). Ms. Lee, with all her wisdom and support on equal opportunity and racist free living actually claimed that during this last stint of hurricanes that so terribly washed through the southern United States, were unfairly named. I repeat, UNFAIRLY NAMED. That's right, she feels that hurricanes should have more black names associated with them. I mean seriously, there is no way that this is real, I sit and read it myself and hope that I will wake up and notice that I'm in a nightmare and this will all end soon. But it never happens, this is real, she really feels this way. Christ all might, get a life PLEASE. Ms. Lee not only are you a waste of time and good air but you are a burden on the future growth of Texas, and tea United States as a whole. Please find a quite city somewhere and move, never to be seen again. And what really gets me is that even if we were to name them after more traditional African American names like Shaniqua, or Laticia then as soon as the hurricane was over who would be the first person we would hear from, of course Sheila Jackson Lee, saying that its unfair to name such natural disasters after black people and that we are holding them down. What a load of shit, Shiela go find that island or city fast because you are no longer wanted here. I would rather take advice from the likes of Paris Hilton and Nicole Ricci then you. So please do us all a favor and shut the oversized mouth of yours until you have something a little more intelligent to say.