Penis Envy.....

Is this thing serious I mean I know that this is a whale and I am a human but good God even if I were think about this in terms of just ratio to body size I would be put to shame, I mean this would be a two foot penis on me. I am no Ron Jeremy (and for those who dont know this name just google him and you will understand) but good gracious, I am truley jealous of this beast. However with all of this said, I have to admit that after this picture there are a few things about my body that I feel uncomfortable with. I mean dear God this is just killing me. I wish whales could talk because if they could, me and the Pink Mammoth would sit down and discuss how wonderful of an influence he is. It almost makes me want to change faiths to being a Buddist so that I could be reincarnated and hope to anything above that I would be this guy with a pink giant of my own. Anyway sorry for this blog but try to bear with me.

Dear God......

* Now I know that at the end of this blog there are going to be a few people out there who think that I'm dis-tasteful, or maybe a bit rude, especially those at my mothers work place but you know what, that's what makes this country great, I can do it anyway.


You know what? This is probably going to be the shortest blog of my blogging career part because I'm almost at a lost for words but secondly because I feel the picture speaks for itself.

First of all I would like to know whose idea it was for this vixen to pose, and secondly who thought that it would be an added touch to let her partners hang out so unprotected like they are. The next thing that I am wondering looking at this picture is what is going through the name of the photographer during all of this. My hope, or dream for that matter is that this was all his idea, and I am picturing him in the back round blasting off commands like a real photographer trying to capture the moment.
"Nice, now turn, your a tiger, growl for me, that's great, stay there, oh yeah you are on fire, now you are angry, give me Al Pacino in Carlitos Way, perfect, now roar like a lion, oh my god this is too good."
Or something like that......
Anyway that's my thoughts, comment back and let me know what you think.